Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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