Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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