That's intense
Welp...herpes.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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