...so i touched it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She's the barista slut.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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