U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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