I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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