she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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