At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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