i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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