Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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