something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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