I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This is my gift to your gina
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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