This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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