I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Randomize
