CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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