i need an iv and a liver transplant
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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