Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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