It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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