This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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