i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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