Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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