Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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