I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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