i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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