Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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