It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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