I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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