grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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