You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i love accidental penises.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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