belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
why didn't you poke me back
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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