hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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