Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
