There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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