Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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