new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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