Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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