Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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