I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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