$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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