Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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