You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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