I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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