So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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