i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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