I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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