Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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