i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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