Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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