this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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