i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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