Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
did i walk over a car last night?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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